War

War is, and has always been

About who has the bigger prick,

Whose dick is harder

Whose knob is better at spreading his demagogic seed

Left and right, raping village after village

With your fat throbbing M16

To wage war you snort Viagra coated gunpowder and nuclear Cialis

Taking a hit of testosterone every time your comrades

Tell you your member’s not hard enough

War is traded between countries because everyone wants the bigger ramrod

They tell you your military is small, but I bet your country has a great personality

And everyone wants the love muscle equalizer of a nuclear beef whistle

And fuck like you have your big boy panties on

Britain, America, Russia, China

Boys will be boys

And boys like their phallic toys and blowing shit up

War takes the inadequate

And convinces them to build on their dicks;

The bullets, the guns, the missiles, the planes

It’s an obsession to build the biggest gunpowder filled

Nuclear one eyed trouser snake

And spray your radioactive splooge all over some poor defenseless country

Raping her and installing your democracy

“Who’s your president!? Who’s your president!?”

Strap on your pentagon shaped penis pump

And milk it for all the reassurance is worth

Spending half your GDP on military battleship porno

Before sticking your overconfident prick

Into some country’s ear, like Iraq

Like some fraternity prank-

“You just got earfucked, dude!”

War will never end so long as men will be men

If you have a military industrial complex lasting more than 100 years,

This is a serious medical condition...call in an air strike

To deal with your blue balls

Because you need war to get off

Watch out for his anger, it's manifest destiny on E

I T-bagged you in World War I; whatchu gonna do now, bitch?

So we get World War II

And Germany’s groin ferret’s trying give you a fascism facial

To each nation its own schlong

Riding to the top on a war-room bullet

For unnatural male enhancement

Japanese honor, pride, and testosterone

Won't let their government admit they bukkake'd Nanjing

Kruschev whipped out his cold war cock and said "we will bury you"

As in "I fuck your wife, and she suck gulag dick too."

Mr. Gorbachev, "tear down that wall"

Hey east Berlin, skeet skeet, Reagan just star wars'd you

America fucks all kinds, irreverent of color

You're probably next, so you better run for cover

Have you seen Boogie Nights?

It's like that except Uncle Sam calls his "Peacemaker."